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    Abraham quotes that inspire me to laughter

    Thank you, Paradise, for this one which brought the inspiration for this thread! (More, please - of course, lol...) By the way, forum friends and everyone reading might want to pee before you enjoy this thread!

    We would never do anything that didn't make our heart sing!...
    And so you say, "But that choice doesn't seem to be there.
    There's this choice that doesn't make my heart sing,
    or sort of staying where I am. So what should I do?"

    And we say, we'd hang around and wait for something
    that makes our heart sing
    —and then, we'd jump in with all four feet.



    ---Abraham
    Last edited by Sunlover; 02-29-2016 at 01:19 PM.

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    here is a whole quote-collection, dedicated to fun...
    Abe-quotes about FUN!



    HS is mixed up about wether to marry his mate or not.

    Abe:
    You are doing what almost everybody is doing.
    You are looking for somebody who makes you go (ITV) easily.
    Which means, most of you should marry your dog.

    from the clip
    Abraham Hicks - How Selfish would wife Consider too Selfish



    cats are ok, too...



    If you really want to find the perfect human relationship,
    look for someone who is cat-like.

    Likes to be alone- and is happy to be with you.
    Happy when you are there, and happy when you're not there.

    Licks your face occasionally.
    Will take all the scratching and petting you are willing to offer.
    Feels secure.

    Sleeps when it feels like it.
    Hunts when it feels like it.
    Basks often.
    Meditates regularly,
    Never feels guilty, ever ever ever ever EVER.

    Does emphatically what he wants to do.

    Is always glad to see you
    Never cares when you leave.
    Seems like the perfect partner- YES!!!!

    Asheville 10/22/05

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    Abe, lovingly making fun of a HS:

    "Im too lazy to focus.
    I just have to think about reality. And to prove it to you,
    I have to tell about myself- when I turn on the TV, whatever is on, I just watch it.

    Its really a bummer in the hotel-rooms, because, its just this 1 hotel-menu.
    I NEVER make a selection with my remote-control.
    When I turn on the TV, whatever is there- I just watch it.

    When I go into my car, I never ever think about where Im going.
    I just turn it on, start the engine and move into traffic,
    and then- whatever traffic does with me, it does with me.
    Sometimes, the cars push me that way,
    and sometimes the cars push me that way.

    I dont turn any attention to any exit that I make, when I get off,
    I rarely know where I am.
    Im just there. I dont think about it!
    I go occasionally to restaurants, I just find myself accidentally there,
    and it works out good.
    Because, sometimes, Im hungry.

    And I sit down and the lady brings me a menu-
    and I refuse to look at it. I just say "Bring me something!"
    and she says "What do you like?" and I always say:
    "I dont know."

    So she brings the things, and I eat it, and I usually dont like it very much,
    ahhh, but I dont have time to think about things!
    Then I go to bed. Any bed.
    It does not really matter. And when I wake up in the morning,
    then I just do that allover again!

    It does take a lot of work to focus, doesnt it?


    from the clip Abraham Hicks ~ When it's time to pay the bills...?

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    (to a HS who repeatedly comes back to the topic
    of wanting to go to a bathroom)

    Here is the quote of the day, maybe of the year-
    maybe even of the body of work from Abraham.
    HERE is the quote of the day:

    When you care about the receptive mode,
    as much as you do about peeing- youve GOT IT.
    -Its no more important than that, its no more difficult!

    HS:
    My last thing is, when you talk about plan B
    (as Abe have said before,
    taking care about the topic before it becomes urgent, and having plan B- as "peeing in the bushes")
    .
    -Peeing in the bushes...

    Abe:
    And also, when you think about it, there is ALWAYS a way
    that you can relief yourself, isnt there?!
    Unless you care about... rules... laws... all those other things,
    that make that analogy very good!

    HS
    (talks about his career, he will persevere... even if its not comfortable)
    I often question how long...

    Abe:
    Thats not OUR message! Our message is, go pee in the bushes!
    Our message is: FIND A WAY!

    (telling a sweet story about source, who told J and E to pee- before they got
    locked in a traffic jam on a bridge for 8 hrs.) After HS leaves, Abe yell after him:

    Go to the bathroom! Go directly to the bathroom! Dont sit back down!
    There is nobody out there, now!
    There is nobody out there, now!
    There is nobody out there, now! Go, go, GO!!!
    GO WITH THE FLOW!!

    -When hell come back, well say to him:
    And THATs THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE.


    2015-09-26 Chicago

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    (You all wonder) "Abraham, how long do I have to do this crap??"
    (meaning scripting and setting a wonderfully feeling emotional Atmosphere)

    And we say: REALLY? THIS, that feels soo good,
    your putting a time-limit on it??

    Because, if your putting a time-limit on how long your gonna do this
    (pointing),
    before your getting to this
    (pointing),
    then your not really doing this,
    the way wer encouraging you to do this!



    Philadelphia 2015

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    whew! Oh, my! wow!
    I hadn't thought of the momentum this would have!
    Thank you so much!!!

    Also, thanks for posting links! It really helps me connect to where the threads are.

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    Thank YOU for the opportunity to milk such quotes! Abe ARE comedians

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    How much dusting do you do of the Sun,
    or the beach?
    When was the last time you groomed a squirrel?



    San Francisco Febr. 2013

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    The Big But


    Guest:
    My question is about everybodys big but.
    Ummm, I mean, the but is really what brings life through us, is what we are living for

    Abe:
    Its part of the contrast that launches the rocket but
    would you say that those buts, in the way that you mean those buts,
    are usually forking off in the wrong direction?

    Guest:
    Right, thats what Im trying to get a sense of, in other words

    Abe:
    You need a *but

    Guest:
    To draw the life through us, is the goal here to make our buts smaller?

    Abe:
    Yes. (wild audience laughter) Weve finally gone mainstream.
    How to get rid of your big but while you are forking off in the right direction.
    We are ready for television. (more wild audience laughter)

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    ...Stay with us!
    We will get where you want to go.

    We feel you tuning away, because you think
    we will be dragging you away from
    where you dont want to go.
    But wer just preparing the BASIS,
    to where you dont want to go.



    from the hilarious clip
    Abraham Hicks ~ Whose fault is infidelity?


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