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    Abraham quotes that inspire me to laughter

    Thank you, Paradise, for this one which brought the inspiration for this thread! (More, please - of course, lol...) By the way, forum friends and everyone reading might want to pee before you enjoy this thread!

    We would never do anything that didn't make our heart sing!...
    And so you say, "But that choice doesn't seem to be there.
    There's this choice that doesn't make my heart sing,
    or sort of staying where I am. So what should I do?"

    And we say, we'd hang around and wait for something
    that makes our heart sing
    —and then, we'd jump in with all four feet.



    ---Abraham
    Last edited by Sunlover; 02-29-2016 at 11:19 AM.

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    here is a whole quote-collection, dedicated to fun...
    Abe-quotes about FUN!



    HS is mixed up about wether to marry his mate or not.

    Abe:
    You are doing what almost everybody is doing.
    You are looking for somebody who makes you go (ITV) easily.
    Which means, most of you should marry your dog.

    from the clip
    Abraham Hicks - How Selfish would wife Consider too Selfish



    cats are ok, too...



    If you really want to find the perfect human relationship,
    look for someone who is cat-like.

    Likes to be alone- and is happy to be with you.
    Happy when you are there, and happy when you're not there.

    Licks your face occasionally.
    Will take all the scratching and petting you are willing to offer.
    Feels secure.

    Sleeps when it feels like it.
    Hunts when it feels like it.
    Basks often.
    Meditates regularly,
    Never feels guilty, ever ever ever ever EVER.

    Does emphatically what he wants to do.

    Is always glad to see you
    Never cares when you leave.
    Seems like the perfect partner- YES!!!!

    Asheville 10/22/05

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    Abe, lovingly making fun of a HS:

    "Iīm too lazy to focus.
    I just have to think about reality. And to prove it to you,
    I have to tell about myself- when I turn on the TV, whatever is on, I just watch it.

    Itīs really a bummer in the hotel-rooms, because, itīs just this 1 hotel-menu.
    I NEVER make a selection with my remote-control.
    When I turn on the TV, whatever is there- I just watch it.

    When I go into my car, I never ever think about where Iīm going.
    I just turn it on, start the engine and move into traffic,
    and then- whatever traffic does with me, it does with me.
    Sometimes, the cars push me that way,
    and sometimes the cars push me that way.

    I donīt turn any attention to any exit that I make, when I get off,
    I rarely know where I am.
    Iīm just there. I donīt think about it!
    I go occasionally to restaurants, I just find myself accidentally there,
    and it works out good.
    Because, sometimes, Iīm hungry.

    And I sit down and the lady brings me a menu-
    and I refuse to look at it. I just say "Bring me something!"
    and she says "What do you like?" and I always say:
    "I donīt know."

    So she brings the things, and I eat it, and I usually donīt like it very much,
    ahhh, but I donīt have time to think about things!
    Then I go to bed. Any bed.
    It does not really matter. And when I wake up in the morning,
    then I just do that allover again!

    It does take a lot of work to focus, doesnīt it?


    from the clip Abraham Hicks ~ When it's time to pay the bills...?

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    (to a HS who repeatedly comes back to the topic
    of wanting to go to a bathroom)

    Here is the quote of the day, maybe of the year-
    maybe even of the body of work from Abraham.
    HERE is the quote of the day:

    When you care about the receptive mode,
    as much as you do about peeing- youīve GOT IT.
    -Itīs no more important than that, itīs no more difficult!

    HS:
    My last thing is, when you talk about plan B
    (as Abe have said before,
    taking care about the topic before it becomes urgent, and having plan B- as "peeing in the bushes")
    .
    -Peeing in the bushes...

    Abe:
    And also, when you think about it, there is ALWAYS a way
    that you can relief yourself, isnīt there?!
    Unless you care about... rules... laws... all those other things,
    that make that analogy very good!

    HS
    (talks about his career, he will persevere... even if itīs not comfortable)
    I often question how long...

    Abe:
    Thatīs not OUR message! Our message is, go pee in the bushes!
    Our message is: FIND A WAY!

    (telling a sweet story about source, who told J and E to pee- before they got
    locked in a traffic jam on a bridge for 8 hrs.) After HS leaves, Abe yell after him:

    Go to the bathroom! Go directly to the bathroom! Donīt sit back down!
    There is nobody out there, now!
    There is nobody out there, now!
    There is nobody out there, now! Go, go, GO!!!
    GO WITH THE FLOW!!

    -When heīll come back, weīll say to him:
    And THATīs THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE.


    2015-09-26 Chicago

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    (You all wonder) "Abraham, how long do I have to do this crap??"
    (meaning scripting and setting a wonderfully feeling emotional Atmosphere)

    And we say: REALLY? THIS, that feels soo good,
    youīr putting a time-limit on it??

    Because, if youīr putting a time-limit on how long youīr gonna do this
    (pointing),
    before youīr getting to this
    (pointing),
    then youīr not really doing this,
    the way weīr encouraging you to do this!



    Philadelphia 2015

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    whew! Oh, my! wow!
    I hadn't thought of the momentum this would have!
    Thank you so much!!!

    Also, thanks for posting links! It really helps me connect to where the threads are.

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    Thank YOU for the opportunity to milk such quotes! Abe ARE comedians

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    How much dusting do you do of the Sun,
    or the beach?
    When was the last time you groomed a squirrel?



    San Francisco Febr. 2013

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    "When you're in the vortex and being looked at by those who are not, you look like a freak. We probably should have told you that in the beginning."


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    Great spontaneous laugh


    Abe pretty blunt


    The Joy you just experienced
    or the Joy that you are right now experiencing-
    itīs like the orgasm,
    that we know you all like so much- it doesnīt last THAT LONG!
    (...) And yet, you donīt say- thatīs it, for me, for this lifetime!
    I heard about it, I experienced it, and now Iīm done.

    You are saying:
    Another, please, another please, another please!

    This orgasmic clicking into this new-found place-
    it only lasts for a moment, but then- what happens?
    Life queues you up for another!
    And another, and another, and another, and another.

    And THAT experience of moving into that new place,
    and recognicing who you are,
    at the same time that you are allowing yourself
    to move to another place- and another and another-

    THATīs that eternal PASSION that you are-
    -that WE are!


    from the clip
    Abraham Hicks~Isn't Law of Attraction responsible for everything?

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